Astrology for April 1, 2016 - Happy April Fools Day!

Astro Vibrational Tapestry Report 
by Starlene Breiter and Nikki Rich
Friday, April 1, 2016 -

The moon in Capricorn makes a square to Uranus in Aries at 3:20 AM. This is like taking an insensitive and stuffy moon and lighting it on fire while cackling about how its burning and being a bit irrational! If you have a hard time sleeping this morning, you might as well get up and drink something strong and get your z's from an alcohol induced buzz because you might feel a bit erratic or eccentric early this morning. I mean you might as well go into work a little tipsy this morning anyway, it is Friday after all!

That stuffy Capricorn moon then comes to a square to Mercury in Aries at 5:13 AM. This combination is like having a heated argument with your own emotions. Since it is early in the morning you will probably be talking to yourself too. Talk loud and wake the neighbors or other people in the house! Yelling “Happy April Fools, you fools!”

The insensitive Capricorn moon then comes to a sextile with mushy Venus in Pisces at 12:39 PM. These two are kinder to each other, but the Venus energy is overpowering the moon energy because Capricorn moon is often thought of as an insensitive jerk and, well, honestly might make Venus cry because shes in this state of watery sensitivity anyhow!

Right after that aspect the moon goes into a short void of course phase. Remember that bottle from early this morning, pick it back up. Finish it off. Why not is it Friday. The moon is void-of-course from 12:39 PM until 9:37 PM when she moves into wack job Aquarius. While lady lunatic is in this void-of-course phase, take your time with everything, because boring is the word for this phase today!

Finally the moon moves into the sign of crazy Aquarius at 9:37 PM. This is where lady lunatic really gets strange. If you are not already under the half buzzed influence from the alcohol we instructed you to consume, then this moon will have you being goofy. Aquarius likes to have fun and is not afraid to make themselves look silly! Go out there and shake what your momma gave ya and enjoy the evening!

The gemstone suggested for today is clear quartz giving clarity!

The essential oil suggestion for today is wild orange, because hey, after all it is April Fools day!

All times are in Eastern US Time. 

Happy April Fools Day today my friends! Enjoy the fun Astro Tapestry for today, and hey, since it is April Fools day, view this tapestry with a light heart and giggle, ok?!

Namaste & until tomorrow!
Your Rock Star Astrologers ~ Nikki Rich and Starlene Breiter

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